Demi telling Ben Stiller to buy her album
Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him.
|Me:||Can I ask you a question? Or better said, can I ask you for a favor?|
|Dad:||Oh my God.... What is it..?|
|Me:||Okay. Listen. So you know Darren Criss is going on his first tour this summer right? In the USA...|
|Dad:||.... Get to the point.|
|Me:||OKAY SO HE'S GOING TO BE IN EUROPE IN JUNE FOR A MOVIE FESTIVAL IN PARIS AND ON JUNE 17TH HE'S GIVING A CONCERT BUT IT'S A MONDAY AND I HAVE SCHOOL AND I JUST- THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE I MY LIFE I WILL PROBABLY EVER BE ABLE TO SEE HIM|
|Dad:||What should I do now?|
|Me:||....wasn't that obvious enough..?|
|Dad:||Well, I have to think about it and-|
|Me:||DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WOULD SELL MY FIRSTBORN CHILD|
|Me:||I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PUT PRESSURE ON YOU AND MOM BUT THESE TICKETS WILL BE SOLD OUT ON THURSDAY SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD, I WOULD SELL MY SOUL, MY /PIANO/ PLEASE DECIDE IF I CAN GO OR NOT BEFORE THURSDAY|
|Me:||I JUST- wait, what?|
|Dad:||Did we ever disappoint you?|
|Me:||....*DON'T SAY SOMETHING SILLY* ....no.|
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity?