leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

So I had a phone conversation with my Dad about Darren being in Europe and giving a concert in Paris

Me:	Dad!
Dad:	Yes?
Me:	Can I ask you a question? Or better said, can I ask you for a favor?
Dad:	Oh my God.... What is it..?
Me:	Okay. Listen. So you know Darren Criss is going on his first tour this summer right? In the USA...
Dad:	Forget it.
Me:	Just...shhh, wait.
Dad:	.... Get to the point.
Me:	OKAY SO HE'S GOING TO BE IN EUROPE IN JUNE FOR A MOVIE FESTIVAL IN PARIS AND ON JUNE 17TH HE'S GIVING A CONCERT BUT IT'S A MONDAY AND I HAVE SCHOOL AND I JUST- THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE I MY LIFE I WILL PROBABLY EVER BE ABLE TO SEE HIM
Dad:	...and?
Me:	WHAT AND?
Dad:	What should I do now?
Me:	....wasn't that obvious enough..?
Dad:	Well, I have to think about it and-
Me:	DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WOULD SELL MY FIRSTBORN CHILD
Dad:	Your what?!
Me:	I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PUT PRESSURE ON YOU AND MOM BUT THESE TICKETS WILL BE SOLD OUT ON THURSDAY SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD, I WOULD SELL MY SOUL, MY /PIANO/ PLEASE DECIDE IF I CAN GO OR NOT BEFORE THURSDAY
Dad:	Promised
Me:	I JUST- wait, what?
Dad:	Did we ever disappoint you?
Me:	....DON'T SAY SOMETHING SILLY ....no.
Dad:	See.

thecrissettes:

dapperdreams:

So I was at Tommy Hilfiger today and my dad pointed this out to me. Tell me you see what I see.

Darren?…..Very good lookalike